A bad case of arachne

Something bit me (right between the eyes) last week, and I’m still not sure what’s happened.  Last Sunday I woke up to find that my eyes were so swollen that I didn’t even look human.  I went to the doctor, who had no idea what had happened (asleep during med school?) and gave me some drugs to make me feel better.  Despite my vampire eyes and a headache, I managed to pay homage to the butter cow at the Illinois State Fair.

Now all I have is a weird lump betwixt the eyes.  My hypothesis is that whatever bit me layed eggs too, and I’m not ready to be a dad.

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