Obama also rhymes with Dalai Llama

Ah, the South.  Home to sweetened tea, fat sheriffs, and bigotry.

With all the attention on Obama’s name, we’ve been blind to the fact that McCain is probably a murderer.  That’s right: McCain rhymes with Cain, the fratricidal maniac who was killing people way before Osama.  Genetic testing can neither confirm, nor deny that McCain is the brother of Cain (or Abel), but the rhyming-name test is evidence enough for me.  Throw the book (in this case, a Bible would be best) at him!

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